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10 Things I Hate About You (the internet)

In no particular order (and yes, I’m kind of bored):

1. When people wRiT3 LiK3 d!$

2. When people type “your” but really mean “you’re”

3. Yu, U, yew or any other variation of the word “you.” It’s three letters…just spell it out. 

4. Substituting the lowercase q for a lowercase g….why? Just…why?!

5. The word “deez”…commonly (and more so annoying when) coupled with nuts

6. People who meme EVERYTHING! Gifs are funny…memes have their limits.

7. People’s twitter posts coming to my Facebook every 10 secs. I don’t have a twitter for this reason, yet still, it’s almost like I do…

8. Statuses involving only abbreviations. Ex. OMG, Ur totes adorbs n presh. (Yes, this is a quote).

9. When people say how much they love their baby or “I love you” to their baby through their social networking sites. If you really do, great. Showcasing it to your baby who, at the age of 2 weeks to a year, can neither read nor operate a Facebook, it’s unnecessary.

10. Hashmarks. This (#) is now the sign of my declining sanity. Like memes, they are used for EVERYTHING…even things that don’t make sense!

Okay. I’m done. Promise. I also promise that, while I do hate these 10 things, there are more than 10 things that I do love about the internet.

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